These are all 100% true (well, maybe 96% true) stories that will stick with me till the day I die.
“The 2007 Helen Keller Middle School Foodfight”
“I Ate 67 Saltines In a Row” This one is pretty self-explanatory.
“Small Children Frighten Me” I wrote this after my first day working as a camp counselor at a Lego stop-motion camp. Not as fun as it sounds.
“My First Karaoke Left Me Very Confused”
“The Time I Got My School Bus Pulled Over By the Police” Also pretty self-explanatory.
“Dental Dam(nation)” The result of my interaction with some seriously annoying femi-Nazis.
“Awkward Encounters: The Sidewalk”
“Awkward Encounters: The Laundry Room”
“CROSSFIT, UNGH, OH YEAAAH” I did Crossfit for all of about three weeks. Then I realized I was more comfortable doing sit-ups at home.
“Sweet Dreams” This is by far the angriest rant I have ever gone on before- mostly because it involves sleeping and me not doing that.