True Stories From My Weird Life

These are all 100% true (well, maybe 96% true) stories that will stick with me till the day I die.

“The 2007 Helen Keller Middle School Foodfight”

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/10/30/the-2007-helen-keller-middle-school-food-fight/

“I Ate 67 Saltines In a Row” This one is pretty self-explanatory.

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/07/26/i-ate-67-saltines-in-a-row/

“Small Children Frighten Me” I wrote this after my first day working as a camp counselor at a Lego stop-motion camp. Not as fun as it sounds.

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/07/08/small-children-frighten-me-heres-why/

“My First Karaoke Left Me Very Confused”

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/06/26/my-first-karaoke-left-me-very-confused/

“The Time I Got My School Bus Pulled Over By the Police” Also pretty self-explanatory.

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/06/11/the-time-i-got-my-schoolbus-pulled-over/

“Dental Dam(nation)” The result of my interaction with some seriously annoying femi-Nazis.

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/02/24/dental-damnation/

“Awkward Encounters: The Sidewalk”

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/02/20/awkward-encounters-the-sidewalk/

“Awkward Encounters: The Laundry Room”

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/02/16/awkward-encounters-the-laundry-room/

“CROSSFIT, UNGH, OH YEAAAH” I did Crossfit for all of about three weeks. Then I realized I was more comfortable doing sit-ups at home.

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2013/12/20/crossfit-ungh-oh-yeaaah/

“Sweet Dreams” This is by far the angriest rant I have ever gone on before- mostly because it involves sleeping and me not doing that.

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2013/11/04/sweet-dreams/

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