Satirical News

The Onion is, without a doubt, my favorite online newspaper and source of hilarious jokes and satirical news articles. As you can probably guess, they inspired me to write some “news articles” of my own. Enjoy.

“Grandfather-Turned-Entrepreneur Opens “Manscaping” Business in Rural Missouri”

“Area Teen’s First Hibachi Experience: ‘F***in’ Sweet'”

“New Study Reveals Playing Squash Turns People Into Douches”

“Contractor Contracts Lawsuit After Conducting Measurements with Fruit by the Foot”

“Google Reveals Self-Driving Car, Continues to Take Over World

“Excessive Squirrel Fornication Wreaks Havoc on Campus”


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