The Onion is, without a doubt, my favorite online newspaper and source of hilarious jokes and satirical news articles. As you can probably guess, they inspired me to write some “news articles” of my own. Enjoy.
“Grandfather-Turned-Entrepreneur Opens “Manscaping” Business in Rural Missouri”
“Area Teen’s First Hibachi Experience: ‘F***in’ Sweet'”
“New Study Reveals Playing Squash Turns People Into Douches”
“Contractor Contracts Lawsuit After Conducting Measurements with Fruit by the Foot”
“Google Reveals Self-Driving Car, Continues to Take Over World
“Excessive Squirrel Fornication Wreaks Havoc on Campus”