Satirical News

The Onion is, without a doubt, my favorite online newspaper and source of hilarious jokes and satirical news articles. As you can probably guess, they inspired me to write some “news articles” of my own. Enjoy.

“Grandfather-Turned-Entrepreneur Opens “Manscaping” Business in Rural Missouri”

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/11/28/grandfather-turned-entrpreneur-opens-manscaping-business-in-rural-missouri/

“Area Teen’s First Hibachi Experience: ‘F***in’ Sweet'”

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/08/18/area-teens-first-hibachi-experience-fn-sweet/

“New Study Reveals Playing Squash Turns People Into Douches”

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/01/09/new-study-reveals-playing-squash-turns-people-into-douches/

“Contractor Contracts Lawsuit After Conducting Measurements with Fruit by the Foot”

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/01/02/contractor-contracts-lawsuit-after-conducting-measurements-with-fruit-by-the-foot/

“Google Reveals Self-Driving Car, Continues to Take Over World

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/05/29/google-reveals-self-driving-car-continues-to-take-over-the-world/

“Excessive Squirrel Fornication Wreaks Havoc on Campus”

https://adamjacobs11.wordpress.com/2014/04/11/rampant-squirrel-fornications-wreak-havoc-on-campus/

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